i need feminism because a man on tv just said we (the men) are the victims when it comes to cheating because women walk around wearing almost nothing which makes it impossible not to cheat
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
can we start a new academy awards but without the blatant dislike for sci-fi/fantasy movies and minorities
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
she probably did this on purpose smh
Her publicity team like “don’t forget to trip AT LEAST once!”
people on this website are so shitty you talk about how many social anxiety issues you have and how you’re not good at anything then this woman goes to one of the most stressful celebrity events ever where she’s already nervous about whether she’ll win or not and you think her tripping once is a publicity stunt I don’t care if you don’t like her shes still a person with nerves and anxiety just like you shitdicks
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
I love how in gen 3 all the gym leaders are like ‘hey theire frendo! gimme your best shot and lets have fun!’ and in gen 2 literally the first gym leader is like ‘fuck people who hate birds im gonna beat your ass with birds’
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it